Okay, I know I haven't posted in awhile, but I promise this to be a good one!...

So we all know that with the dot-com generation we have to think on our feet regarding web addresses. Like the title of this post, you automatically chop up the words between "www" and ".com"... but what happens when you misinterpret it? I recently found some prime examples.

Firstly, www.goredfoxes.com - my first thought was of a sick website of mutilated furry animals all bloodied and chopped up for the viewing pleasure of equally twisted human beings. On further inspection, it proved otherwise. (Click on the link to reach enlightenment!)

Got some lady love that you pay for? Why not visit www.whorepresents.com and give her a little gift? What? It's not an eBay designed for those who do "special services" and sell fishnet stockings and thigh high boots? Unfortunately, it's a completely legitimate site, meant for professionals of the *ahem* Public Relations field...

Not entirely sure about your sexuality? Didn't know where to get information? Maybe just type in www.expertsexchange.com to learn more about "correctional surgery" cause it sounded like a logical choice? Surprise, surprise, it's just a bunch of guys (hmm, or maybe girls?!) in business suits... Really makes you wonder what they were thinking when they bought this domain address.

More to tickle the imagination of you perverted readers (you know who you are!)... I bring you www.penisland.net. Size doesn't matter, but your domain name does. It's a pity that these people can obviously write but forget that people might read them wrongly.

Ever wanted to discover if a serial sexual predator lived in your area so you can go home early and lock your doors? Try www.therapistfinder.com ...but wait! It's just a bunch of do gooders? Still okay. Always good to stay out of the way of a bunch of people who think they can make your life better and yet don't want to give you all their worldy posessions.

Last but not least I give you two websites which if people saw listed in your history, they'd probably report you and slap you with paedophilia charges. I don't know what they were thinking when they named www.molestationnursery.com - well, they were probably just thinking innocent thoughts about budding flowers. Or maybe they weren't thinking at all. And to the family that owns www.childsexpress.com ...maybe they should change their business. Or their name.

Other harebrained domain names which can be read wrongly (or rightly, whichever way you like):

• www.choosespain.com - Ouch.
  
• www.newsextracts.com - As opposed to the old ones?
  
• www.analbumcover.com - Better not look like sh*t.
  
• www.texassports.com - You know how 3-letter-words just stand out...
  
• www.sushitrain.com - Okay, not too bad but 4-letter-words stand out too...
  
• www.penismightier.com - Must be a guy with insecurity problems.
  
• www.viagrafix.com - I'm not sure what to say about this one.
  
• www.jack.co.ck - A lonely man.
  
• www.bendover.com -Well, it's this porn actor's name. Witty.
• www.potsofart.com - They ate beans for inspiration.
• www.houseofart.com - Smells funny.
  
• www.cumstore.co.uk - And no, they don't sell what you think they do.
• www.alterscrap.com - Into what?
• www.wtf.org - These people got hit in the head one too many times.
• www.teacherstalk.co.uk - Use this to take revege on those evil lecturers. Maybe not.
• www.teachersbs.co.uk - You know they're full of it
  
• www.webone.com.au - The question is: Who?
• www.mp3shits.com - Self explanatory.
• www.oddsextractor.com - I can't even to begin to comment on this one.
• www.analemma.com - Complex geographical stuff. Really.
• www.bigalsonline.com - Finally! A place for swinging gals to meet?
• www.mofo.com - Proof at last that lawyers are idiots.
• www.gotahoe.com - No, I don't have one.
• www.therapists.com - At least they had the sense to redirect you to sober.com
• www.fookyuepearl.com - Unfortunate, but funny.
  
• www.cummingfirst.com - A church. I'm not kidding.
  

And let's not forget it silly abbreviations that are just bound to attract negative attention. http://www.coylewis.com/shitrain.html sounds like bad weather...or is it?

That's it for now... Just a post to entertain you guys that yes... there is hope for us all as there will always be someone stupider than you. Cheers!